Weeping Willows
I’m a journalism student. That means I make it my business to read as much as I can and as often as I can. So what have I learned from subscribing to a multitude of papers?
It’s not the reading of the papers that takes the time.
Seeeuuuuuwipppp goes another 3 kilograms of newspaper into the recycling. Out with ‘Drive’ – I don’t do it or read it; Sport – hmm a bit like ‘Drive’ really – in fact, it’s a damn good thing there isn’t a ‘Sex’ section come to think of it – that would be another 800 grams of garbage; I browse over the Real Estate section – nope - not buying or selling at the minute. Seeuuuuwippp!
Where’s my horoscope? Now there’s some riveting stuff.
Business and Money – having spent all of mine on newspapers – seeeuuuwipppp!
Health. Travel. Look at that - ‘The Ten most annoying diseases you can catch on Spring day while picking parsley on a hilltop with a dozen Swedish nuns.
Opinions. Editorial. Letters. I put them all aside to read last.
Down to the last 300 grams of newsprint and what do you know? It’s the news section.
It’s not the reading of the papers that takes the time.
Seeeuuuuuwipppp goes another 3 kilograms of newspaper into the recycling. Out with ‘Drive’ – I don’t do it or read it; Sport – hmm a bit like ‘Drive’ really – in fact, it’s a damn good thing there isn’t a ‘Sex’ section come to think of it – that would be another 800 grams of garbage; I browse over the Real Estate section – nope - not buying or selling at the minute. Seeuuuuwippp!
Where’s my horoscope? Now there’s some riveting stuff.
Business and Money – having spent all of mine on newspapers – seeeuuuwipppp!
Health. Travel. Look at that - ‘The Ten most annoying diseases you can catch on Spring day while picking parsley on a hilltop with a dozen Swedish nuns.
Opinions. Editorial. Letters. I put them all aside to read last.
Down to the last 300 grams of newsprint and what do you know? It’s the news section.
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