Yoghurt: The Perfect Topping for Milo

Here Mip, have some freedom to make your own breakfast - but I'm telling you, that's not going to taste nice.

There are some things you just have to let them learn on their own.

This is great weather. Someone said, airconditioners are like Spider Motel signs. I woke up yesterday and realized I'd shared my pillow with a spider. We discussed whose pillow it was. One would assume that was that.

This morning, I reached out to open my front door and there 'she' was - at - eye - level. Three times the size of my pillow buddy. We both jumped (and if you can make a huntsman jump when it looks at you - well you know you were built for speed not beauty).

So Charlotte stares down at me and says - Where is he?

HN (biting bottom lip) - I don't know what you're talking about.

Ch - My husband! (six of her legs are in pounce mode) Where is my husband?

HN - (still mumbling) Have you tried the water spout lately?

Ch - Don't play cute with me. I know you slept with him last night.

HN - Hey, we should discuss this. Really. He had it coming. Let me take you to a nice tree outside.