FYI

I just had a nose operation. Straight forward thing - they tag you, stick half a cutlery set up your nose, feed you free food and drugs, you stay the night, then they send you home for a nice two week holiday.

It's the tag thing that had me in stitches (sorry, couldn't help myself). The format of the name tag, being a remnant of some antiquated system of whenever, had my name, date of birth, all of that, then "F Divorced" prominently there as if it was as important as my bloodtype.

Personally, I endorse any kind of free advertising but I have to wonder whether you would want to be marketing yourself at that particular moment. - "Nice legs, shame about all that blood oozing from her head..."

I used to know a girl who sent messages by the way she wore the rings on her fingers - you know, the married one is obvious (maybe not so much today - I guess - having been there and done that as EVERYBODY knows now after my trip to hospital).
No, this chick had combinations for 'Single, not available' and 'Recently attached but still looking'.

Maybe the hospital could use her advice - like: Tag on Left Foot - 'Not normally looking but could use some entertainment for the next two weeks...'